"Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation"
— Gay couple arguing outside Walmart (via dacelio)


egg-rolls:

omg i was at starbucks and there was this girl and she had her hair in a bun and had a crop top with flowers on it and i hissed “hipster blog” and she turned around and snarled “fandom blog” and then we shook hands and exchanged urls her tumblr is pretty nice i dont see why there’s a rivalry we’re all wasting our lives on the same goddamn website


OKAY I JUST HAD AN EPIPHANY OR WHATEVER IT’S CALLED
I BET THE CHICK RYDER IS SPEAKING TO IS
AYLIN FROM THE GLEE PROJECT SEASON 2
THE MUSLIM GIRL

THEY BROUGHT BACK ALI FOR 2 EPS
SO I BET IT’S AYLIN
IF I’M WRONG OR IF THERE’S ALREADY SPOILERS JUST IGNORE THIS LOL

Posted 2 weeks ago + reblog

esexist:

why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up




vagisodium:

vagisodium:

i bet my tongue is stronger than yours wanna find out

this post has 99,000 notes can you guess how many people have made out with me since i made it the answer is 0


browningtons:

meeting someone new and they make an offensive joke 

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